Alright, you magnificent bastards, it’s T-shirt design time. Please let us know your top three picks (in order). You’ve got until the 30th.
“Yes, yes, Geoff, but how do I win stuff?”
An astute question!
If you come up with something we use (the earlier you get these in, the earlier we can vote on them), you get two weeks worth of unlimited group classes.
Edit: Please add your picks to our Facebook page:
I will also pick numbers out of a magic cap. If your entry number corresponds to one of those numbers, you’ll either get a free class or (for two lucky so-and-sos) free entry into our upcoming Olympic lifting workshop.
Current entries:
Don’t get mad, it’s just science.
Sympathy is not part of the program.
Gravity is my bitch.
Your triceps kickbacks won’t help you here.
Free weights and an abject lack of sympathy since 2008
It’s like CrossFit, but with planning.
I 
Deadlifts
I don’t know karate but I know how to throw a 50 lb. dumbbell at you with alarming force.
Actually, I take “Jerky McSnatchalot” as a compliment.
Pushing me, pulling you.
Chalk, steel, dogs and pure mayhem
Saving you from normal
Pain don’t hurt. *RIP, Swayze
I can deadlift you, any questions?
Yeah, I work out.
Bruised, blistered and almost puked, but I look good naked.
“If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.” Shakespeare
My picks:
1. Sympathy is not part of the program.
2. Free weights and an abject lack of sympathy since 2008
3. Pain don’t hurt. *RIP, Swayze
These ones are awesome.
1.I can deadlift you, any questions?
2.Yeah, I work out.
3.“If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.” Shakespeare
My 3 faves:
Free weights and an abject lack of sympathy since 2008
I can deadlift you, any questions?
Bruised, blistered and almost puked, but I look good naked.
I like:
“Today I will do what you won’t, so tomorrow I can do what you can’t”
and you can’t go wrong with a Rip quote.
“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general.”-Mark Rippetoe
I like:
Sympathy is not part of the program
It’s like CrossFit, but with planning
I don’t know karate, but I know how to throw a 50lb dumbell at you with alarming force
oops! in order…
1. It’s like CrossFIT, but wtih planning
2. I don’t know karate, but i know how to throw a 50lb dumbell at you with alarming force
3. Sympathy is not part of the program
Hey Geoff,
I love that you are doing this contest and getting everyone involved.
my choices:
1. Gravity is my bitch.
2. I can deadlift you, any questions?
3. Bruised, blistered and almost puked, but I look good naked.
*duck under to hug*
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“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general.”-Mark Rippetoe
YES.
1. I can deadlift you, any questions?
2. Sympathy is not part of the program
3. “If you have tears prepare to shed them now.” Shakespeare
1. Your triceps kickbacks won’t help you here.
2. Today I will do what you won’t, so tomorrow I can do what you can’t
3. Sympathy is not part of the program
Definitely:
1. I can deadlift you, any questions?
2. Yeah, I work out.
3. I don’t know karate but I know how to throw a 50 lb. dumbbell at you with alarming force.
and lucky runner up:
Your triceps kickbacks won’t help you here.
My picks:
1. Don’t get mad, it’s just science.
2. Saving you from normal.
3. Gravity is my bitch.