Alright, you magnificent bastards, it’s T-shirt design time. Please let us know your top three picks (in order). You’ve got until the 30th.

“Yes, yes, Geoff, but how do I win stuff?”

An astute question!

If you come up with something we use (the earlier you get these in, the earlier we can vote on them), you get two weeks worth of unlimited group classes.

Edit: Please add your picks to our Facebook page:

I will also pick numbers out of a magic cap. If your entry number corresponds to one of those numbers, you’ll either get a free class or (for two lucky so-and-sos) free entry into our upcoming Olympic lifting workshop.

Current entries:

Don’t get mad, it’s just science.

Sympathy is not part of the program.

Gravity is my bitch.

Your triceps kickbacks won’t help you here.

Free weights and an abject lack of sympathy since 2008

It’s like CrossFit, but with planning.

I  Deadlifts

I don’t know karate but I know how to throw a 50 lb. dumbbell at you with alarming force.

Actually, I take “Jerky McSnatchalot” as a compliment.

Pushing me, pulling you.

Chalk, steel, dogs and pure mayhem

Saving you from normal

Pain don’t hurt. *RIP, Swayze

I can deadlift you, any questions?

Yeah, I work out.

Bruised, blistered and almost puked, but I look good naked.

“If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.” Shakespeare